Episode 072 :: In the End (It Doesn't Even Matter) + Group Date!

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 23, Episodes Eleven and Twelve)

It's the finale of our seventh season and after the announcement of the new Bachelorette, we don't know if we'll be coming back! (Just kidding... we wouldn't abandon you. But you owe us!) 

Tonight, Stacy is out (RIP) and Matt's cousin Bekie subs in to discuss the completely unnecessary two-night finale of Colton's season of The Bachelor! Unlike ABC, we're not going to stretch this out and we give you one episode this week (recap + Group Date). We discuss...

• Cassie's inability to act!

• How Colton can't seem to see what's right in front of his face!

• The obsession this show has with a grown man's virginity!

• Which sponsorship Cassie will get first!

• Hannah B.'s inability to complete a coherent sentence! (And we get a whole season of it!!)

• How celebrities are sending their kids to college! (Yeah... we went there!)

• Matt and Stacy's new twins, Poppy Sky and Weldon Walker! (@thosebarnestwinson Instagram!)

Also, we continue our "Planes, Train and Automobiles" Dollar Drive to get Abby P. to our Train/Goo Goo Dolls listener meet-up! Please send just $1 to @brosbeforerose on Venmo!!! (Right now, we're at $659.23 and our goal is $1,000! Help get us there!!!)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 071 :: Group Date!

We're talking about The Bachelor (Season 23, Episodes Nine and Ten)

Welcome to another Bros Before Rose: Group Date episode! (Every Friday as we respond to your emails and reviews, get to know you a little better and decide which of you will get our rose.)

If you're listening to this Friday morning, Matt and Stacy are having new babies RIGHT NOW!!! In this episode, we discuss the Bachelor-themed names they won't be using, explore theories about Cassie and her search for fame, learn about the history of Virginia (why not?) and decide that WE are now influencing ABC and The Bachelor itself! (What?!?!?) Come on in... it's time for the best Group Date you'll ever experience. (Until next week!)

We're continuing our "Planes, Train and Automobiles Dollar Drive" to get Abby P to our Train meetup in June! (Just send us a buck on Venmo @brosbeforerose!) 

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 070 :: Colton v. The Fence

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 23, Episodes Nine and Ten)

IT FINALLY HAPPENED!!!! Colton finally jumped over that freakin' fence and it was everything we could have hoped for and more! 

We spend the week in Portugal and only get through one and a half dates before everything falls apart. This really may have been the most dramatic episode of The Bachelor ever! But wait, there's more! Because we've got the Women Tell All Episode too and it's about as Jerry Springer as you can get!

Also, we continue our "Planes, Train and Automobiles" Dollar Drive to get Abby P. to our Train/Goo Goo Dolls listener meet-up! Please send just $1 to @brosbeforerose on Venmo!!! (Right now, we're at $357.33 and our goal is $1,000! Help get us there!!!)

And, as always, join us on Friday, for our Bros Before Rose: Group Date episode of the week where we focus on all of you... our community! (See, it's like a group date because we're spending time interacting with all of you!) This is where we'll be reading your emails, responding to your social media posts and talking about the Bros community! 

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 069 :: Group Date!

We're talking about The Bachelor (Season 23, Episode Eight)

Welcome to another Bros Before Rose: Group Date episode! (Every Friday as we respond to your emails and reviews, get to know you a little better and decide which of you will get our rose.)

We're continuing our "Planes, Train and Automobiles Dollar Drive" to get Abby P to our Train meetup in June! (Just send us a buck on Venmo @brosbeforerose!)

On top of all that, we've got a false alarm for the new Barnes twins, leg wraps spread to the Hollywood crowd (thanks, Spike Lee!), thoughts on southern etiquette and another theme song remix from listener, Marc Maguire!  

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 068 :: The Bachelor x Groundhog Day

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 23, Episode Eight)

This week, on the eve of Stacy’s birthday, we head into Hometown Dates. It's like Groundhog Day but without Bill Murray (or anything else that would make it entertaining). We get to live out the same exact date four times in two hours, but fear not... we're here to make it bearable for you!

Also, we continue our "Planes, Train and Automobiles" Dollar Drive to get Abby P. to our Train/Goo Goo Dolls listener meet-up! Please send just $1 to @brosbeforerose on Venmo!!! (Right now, we're at $357.33 and our goal is $1,000! Help get us there!!!)

And, as always, join us on Friday, for our Bros Before Rose: Group Date episode of the week where we focus on all of you... our community! (See, it's like a group date because we're spending time interacting with all of you!) This is where we'll be reading your emails, responding to your social media posts and talking about the Bros community! 

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 067 :: Group Date!

We're talking about The Bachelor (Season 23, Episode Seven)

We've got another Bros Before Rose: Group Date episode! (Every Friday as we respond to your emails and reviews, get to know you a little better and decide which of you will get our rose.)

We're continuing our "Planes, Train and Automobiles Dollar Drive" to get Abby P to our Train meetup in June! (Just send us a buck on Venmo @brosbeforerose!)

Not only that, but we've got relationship advice for a listener, speculation on why Colton jumps the fence (whenever he gets around to doing it!), dramatic readings of emails and Jeff and Shara take the Leg-Wrap Challenge LIVE on the podcast!!! (Check out our Instagram to see it go down on video!)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 066 :: "She Was Sent To A Farm To Run Free!"

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 23, Episode Seven)

This week, we enter the two-episode stretch of every season where the show is just pretty boring. But don't you fret... we're here for you with conspiracy theories, dollar drives and visions of former Bachelor contestants running free on a farm together somewhere! (If ever there was a time for us to watch The Bachelor so you don't have to, this is it!)

Also, we continue our "Planes, Train and Automobiles" Dollar Drive to get Abby P. to our Train/Goo Goo Dolls listener meet-up! Please send just $1 to @brosbeforerose on Venmo!!!

And, as always, join us on Friday, for our Bros Before Rose: Group Date episode of the week where we focus on all of you... our community! (See, it's like a group date because we're spending time interacting with all of you!) This is where we'll be reading your emails, responding to your social media posts and talking about the Bros community! 

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 065 :: Group Date!

We're talking about The Bachelor (Season 23, Episode Six)

It's another Bros Before Rose: Group Date episode! (It's like we're The Bachelor and YOU are our date!)

Every Friday as we respond to your emails and reviews, get to know you a little better and decide which of you will get our rose. (That'd be our "Fan of the Week!")

This week, we've got insights from Germany(!), a lot of Shara and Stacy fans (aren't we all?) and a submission for an updated version of our theme song!!

On top of that, we kick off our "Planes, Train and Automobiles Dollar Drive" to get Abby P to our Train meetup in June! (Just send us a buck on Venmo @brosbeforerose!)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 064 :: Colton Underwood: The Assassin of South East Asia

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 23, Episode Six)

Continuing a fine tradition of Bachelor and Bachelorette assassins, in one episode and two countries, Colton eliminates five girls! (And boy did it get messy!)

We pick up right where we left off with Onyeka and Nicole fighting like the crazy Colton-lovers they are while Colton wanders the beach in a suit and fancy shoes pondering the meaning of girl fights. And it's all downhill from there!

From Thailand to Vietnam, we've got commentary on all the craziness including:

• How sad we are about Demi!

• Why Hannah G had to give Colton a massage when they were at a day spa. (Was ABC that cheap?)

• Why tae kwon do is a dumb group date this far into the season!

• How side-by-side sitting on a date at a restaurant is both weird for the show AND in real life!

Join us on Friday, for our Bros Before Rose: Group Date episode of the week where we focus on all of you... our community! (See, it's like a group date because we're spending time interacting with all of you!) This is where we'll be reading your emails, responding to your social media posts and talking about the Bros community! 

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 063 :: Group Date!

We're talking about The Bachelor (Season 23, Episode Five)

It's another Bros Before Rose: Group Date episode! (It's like we're The Bachelor and YOU are our date!)

Every Friday as we respond to your emails and reviews, get to know you a little better and decide which of you will get our rose. (That'd be our "Fan of the Week!")

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 062 :: A Nipple in the Ocean

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 23, Episode Five)

It's off to Thailand this week to experience what happens when Elyse loses her mind, Onyeka discovers both irony AND hypocrisy (while having no understanding of the definition of "gossip"), Heather gives up her mouth virginity (losing her status as a "Tip to Stern Virgin") and Colton spends a lot of the episode as confused as we are. (Though that might have more to do with Kirpa's mysterious injury. Or just trying to figure out who Kirpa is since he hasn't seemed to spend any time with her.)

Join us on Friday, for our Bros Before Rose: Group Date episode of the week where we focus on all of you... our community! (See, it's like a group date because we're spending time interacting with all of you!) This is where we'll be reading your emails, responding to your social media posts and talking about the Bros community! 

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 061 :: Group Date!

We're talking about The Bachelor (Season 23, Episode Four)

Welcome to our very first Group Date episode! It's like we're The Bachelor and YOU are our date!

Join us every Friday as we respond to your emails and reviews, get to know you a little better and decide which of you will get our rose. (That'd be our "Fan of the Week!")

Also, when discussing "Train," Stacy makes a mistake that nobody caught. Can you find it???

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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