Episode 053 :: Long Live the Layer Cake!

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 5, Episodes Ten & Eleven)

The layer cake LIVES! Join us as we celebrate the end of Paradise by chowing down on the four-layer cake that Stacy made us! (She has her own nasty, gluten-free cake too.) 

It's our last recap of 2018 and we have lots to say! Though really, only two things matter...

1) Grocery Joe and Kendall are together. All is right in the world.

2) JORDAN FOR BACHELOR!!!

And a reminder that our new podcast, Nerdy Pop is launching THIS THURSDAY (Sept 13th)! (Follow us on IG @nerdypopshow!) 

Episode recap begins at 20:17!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 052 :: Shushana vs. "The Blonde Girl"

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 5, Episodes Eight & Nine)

Are you ready to be done with Colton and Tia? Cuz, we are! We finally say goodbye to them, only to find out that we're stuck with Colton for a whole other season! On top of that, Shushana and Analiese (sp?) are fighting it out for the title of "Craziest Girl in Paradise!"

Guess what else? Podcast fan Conner Altman made us AWESOME t-shirts with Jordan quotes on them!!! Make sure to check out the Instagram to see them!

And a reminder that our new podcast, Nerdy Pop is launching NEXT WEEK! (Follow us on IG @nerdypopshow!) 

Episode recap begins at 25:10!

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Episode 051 :: Leo is a Dirtbag (A Dirty, Dirty Dirtbag!)

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 5, Episodes Six & Seven)

In this moment in Bachelor history, Leo took the cake as the worst person to disgrace the franchise and we were there to provide color commentary on the whole thing! (Matt and Shara even have a new single to commemorate the moment!) 

In other news, we stop liking Venmo John so much, Chelsea continues to whine about being lonely, Jordan shows that he's more than just our clown, Analeightse (or however you spell it) allows herself to be defined by desperation, Jenna acts like a 13 year old girl and we continue to love Grocery Joe!

On top of all of that, we announce the launch of our new podcast, Nerdy Pop! (Follow us on IG @nerdypopshow!) We have exciting things planned!!! More to come!

Episode recap begins at 31:05!

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Episode 050 :: Poor Long Dog Joe!

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 5, Episodes Four & Five)

Another BiP marathon this week and we're here to cover every moment of it in our longest episode ever! (We think. We didn't bother to actually check.) From Tia whining about Colton, to Colton being unsure about Tia, to Tia crying over Colton, to Colton wondering if he should be with Tia, to Tia deciding that she for sure wants to be with Colton even after Raven shows up and tries to ruin things. (That's SO Raven!)

Mostly though, we're just sad for poor Grocery Joe. (Come on, Kendall! Make better decisions!) And Matt learns what "long dog" means.

In addition to all that, we wrap up our Dollar Drive (though you can always Venmo us money @brosbeforerose), respond to some emails and laugh like little girls.

Finally, this episode (and maybe the whole year of Bachelor shows?) are brought to you by The Edgar Allen Poe Estate!

Episode recap begins at 36:25!

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Episode 049 :: Jock Straps & Whale Tails

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 5, Episodes Two & Three)

Four hours of BiP??? Holy moly, we've got a lot to get through! But the Bros are here for you and this week we deliver commentary on all the crazy BiP antics! Here are just a few of the questions we address this week:

• Can you both dislike Colton and agree with him at the same time?
• What is 3BD? (Hint: It's a newly-diagnosed disorder specific to BiP!)
• How many ridiculous ways can you misspell Analeighsee? (That's one of them!)
• Is "The Goose" going to continue to be a thing? Can't we just send him home?
• How do you say "crazy" in Japanese?
• Exactly how many "looks" does Jordan have?
• How does one clap their hands with their eyes?
• What's the point of a jock strap?
• Which BiP male contestant (!) seems to be showing off a whale-tail at one point???
• How did Mr. Rogers get dragged into the Bachelor franchise?
• Finally... did Jordan just give the greatest monologue in Bachelor history???

ALSO... don't forget to support our podcast by sending ONE DOLLAR (that's it!) on Venmo to @brosbeforerose!

Episode review begins at 29:21!

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Episode 048 :: In Paradise, Everyone Gets Crabs!

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 5, Episode One)

If you know us, you know that THIS IS WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR!

Welcome to Paradise! We've got it all this week. C-Dog Harry sweeping the beach? Check! Bachelor/Bachelorette rejects desperate for a second chance at fame love? (Including several none of us remember?) Check! Idiots who fell out of bunk beds wishing they could marry their mother? Check! A Canadian? Check!

We couldn't be more excited if we were recording this episode at Doc's Sports Bar in Evansville, Indiana. (Or The Maldives.)

ALSO... don't forget to support our podcast by sending ONE DOLLAR (that's it!) on Venmo to @brosbeforerose!

Episode recap begins at 24:46!

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