Episode 004 :: Finding Your "Ride or Die"

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Four)

The bouncy house drama picks right up right where it left off last week as we jump right into a Rose Ceremony and a confrontation between Corinne and the other ladies. Matt and Jeff give their thoughts on that and attempt to answer questions like... 

 - How can Corinne keep a straight face when she says, "I am not privileged in any way shape or form?"

-  Why is Alexis the greatest source of comic relief on this show? (Answer: Nic Cage and aliens... and ghosts)

-  Is milking cows and scooping poop(y) romantic?

-  Should we start a charity to support Corinne's "medical condition?"

-  What was the most offensive thing Nick has done on this show? (According to Matt.)

-  Who is Chris Lane?

-  Why is eating sushi the opposite of working on a farm?

-  How many effs does Taylor give?

And, we get to the bottom of the most important question of all...

"What, exactly, is SO Raven???"

So many questions... so many answers! All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

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Episode 003 :: "Planned Dancing," "Cheese Pasta" and Redi Wip!

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21, Episode Three)

And we're off to the races from the first minute of this crazy episode with a Rose Ceremony featuring a Bachelor first! Matt and Jeff (with some help from their insightful wives!) attempt to answer these questions (and more!):

-  Who is the girl in the yellow dress? (No... seriously. We have no idea.)

-  Does Nick have a backbone? (Like... at all?)

-  Is sleeping a better choice than going to a Rose Ceremony?

-  What happens when you combine a trench coat, a giant pillow in the front yard and a censored can of Redi Wip? (HINT: Nothing good!)

-  What is "planned dancing" and why is Corinne so bad at it?

-  Is "cheese pasta" a superior name for Mac & Cheese?

-  What current political landmine did we come dangerously close to discussing?

-  Who would win in a Death Match between Corinne and Taylor???

-  How old were these girls when the Backstreet Boys were a thing?

-  Is there wisdom in confronting Nick to blame him for all of your insecurities? (HINT: Nope!)

-  Why is Vanessa the most impressive woman in the house? (And possibly in Bachelor history.)

So many questions... so many answers! All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose!

Episode 002 :: Corinne is the Worst!!!

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21 Episode Two)

With the second episode of the season down and so much drama already in play, Matt and Jeff dissect episode two of season 21 of The Bachelor and answer questions like...

- Who is the worst? (HINT: It's Corinne!!!)

- Who is the 2nd worst?

- Is Nick Kylo Ren? (The Dark Side is calling!)

- Is Nick's beard the source of his power?

- Who is Walter Hufflepuff?

- Why does Liz feel the need to constantly remind us that she "connected" with Nick prior to The Bachelor? Also, why does she seem to think that this gives her an advantage?

- What happens with like nine girls in a row break up with Nick???

Also, both guys give their top picks for this season while their wives chime in with their thoughts as well!

Episode 001 :: Sharks Are Not Dolphins!!!

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 21 Episode One)

The new season of The Bachelor is off and running! Matt and Jeff tear apart the first episode of the season and give their answers to questions like:

- Is Bachelor Nick Viall here for the right reasons?

- Who's missing from the Counsel of Bachelors Past?

- Do all the girls who get video intro packages get to stay?

- If Alexis wants to work with dolphins, shouldn't she be able to tell the difference between a dolphin and a shark?

- Who was the first to get drunk?

- Who was the first to get in the pool? (Hint: The past three questions are definitely related!)

- Will Taylor be the one who is down-low crazy?

Plus, the guys look ahead to the rest of the season with some predictions and their wives weigh in pretty much whenever they want to.

Enjoy!

Episode 000 :: The Season Ahead!

Welcome to "Rose Before Bros: Men Who Watch The Bachelor!" Listen in as Matt Barnes and Jeff Bachman talk about coming out of The Bachelor closet and embracing their fandom. Also, we look forward to the new season and wonder if Bachelor, Nick Viall is "here for the right reasons."