Episode 099 :: Group Date!

We're talking about Bachelor in Paradise (Season 6, Episodes One and Two)

Welcome to another Bros Before Rose: Group Date episode! (Every Friday as we respond to your emails and reviews, get to know you a little better and decide which of you will get our rose.)

A listener sent us cookies (and all kinds of other amazing Ohio goodness). We don't care about much else.

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 098 :: Caelynn Loves Blake!

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 6, Episodes One and Two)

Hey, ABC! (We know you're listening.) We watched four hours of BiP and you didn't even give us a Rose Ceremony?!?!? Not cool! (Sorry. Just had to get that out!)

Welcome to season nine of Bros Before Rose! We're back in Paradise and you know we've got a crazy group when Demi is consistently the voice of reason in the group! We cover all the craziness, provide some theories and try to find the answer to the question, "Who is Jane?"

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

And, as always, join us on Friday, for our Bros Before Rose: Group Date episode of the week where we focus on all of you... our community! (See, it's like a group date because we're spending time interacting with all of you!) This is where we'll be reading your emails, responding to your social media posts and talking about the Bros community! 

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Episode 053 :: Long Live the Layer Cake!

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 5, Episodes Ten & Eleven)

The layer cake LIVES! Join us as we celebrate the end of Paradise by chowing down on the four-layer cake that Stacy made us! (She has her own nasty, gluten-free cake too.) 

It's our last recap of 2018 and we have lots to say! Though really, only two things matter...

1) Grocery Joe and Kendall are together. All is right in the world.

2) JORDAN FOR BACHELOR!!!

And a reminder that our new podcast, Nerdy Pop is launching THIS THURSDAY (Sept 13th)! (Follow us on IG @nerdypopshow!) 

Episode recap begins at 20:17!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 052 :: Shushana vs. "The Blonde Girl"

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 5, Episodes Eight & Nine)

Are you ready to be done with Colton and Tia? Cuz, we are! We finally say goodbye to them, only to find out that we're stuck with Colton for a whole other season! On top of that, Shushana and Analiese (sp?) are fighting it out for the title of "Craziest Girl in Paradise!"

Guess what else? Podcast fan Conner Altman made us AWESOME t-shirts with Jordan quotes on them!!! Make sure to check out the Instagram to see them!

And a reminder that our new podcast, Nerdy Pop is launching NEXT WEEK! (Follow us on IG @nerdypopshow!) 

Episode recap begins at 25:10!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 051 :: Leo is a Dirtbag (A Dirty, Dirty Dirtbag!)

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 5, Episodes Six & Seven)

In this moment in Bachelor history, Leo took the cake as the worst person to disgrace the franchise and we were there to provide color commentary on the whole thing! (Matt and Shara even have a new single to commemorate the moment!) 

In other news, we stop liking Venmo John so much, Chelsea continues to whine about being lonely, Jordan shows that he's more than just our clown, Analeightse (or however you spell it) allows herself to be defined by desperation, Jenna acts like a 13 year old girl and we continue to love Grocery Joe!

On top of all of that, we announce the launch of our new podcast, Nerdy Pop! (Follow us on IG @nerdypopshow!) We have exciting things planned!!! More to come!

Episode recap begins at 31:05!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 050 :: Poor Long Dog Joe!

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 5, Episodes Four & Five)

Another BiP marathon this week and we're here to cover every moment of it in our longest episode ever! (We think. We didn't bother to actually check.) From Tia whining about Colton, to Colton being unsure about Tia, to Tia crying over Colton, to Colton wondering if he should be with Tia, to Tia deciding that she for sure wants to be with Colton even after Raven shows up and tries to ruin things. (That's SO Raven!)

Mostly though, we're just sad for poor Grocery Joe. (Come on, Kendall! Make better decisions!) And Matt learns what "long dog" means.

In addition to all that, we wrap up our Dollar Drive (though you can always Venmo us money @brosbeforerose), respond to some emails and laugh like little girls.

Finally, this episode (and maybe the whole year of Bachelor shows?) are brought to you by The Edgar Allen Poe Estate!

Episode recap begins at 36:25!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 049 :: Jock Straps & Whale Tails

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 5, Episodes Two & Three)

Four hours of BiP??? Holy moly, we've got a lot to get through! But the Bros are here for you and this week we deliver commentary on all the crazy BiP antics! Here are just a few of the questions we address this week:

• Can you both dislike Colton and agree with him at the same time?
• What is 3BD? (Hint: It's a newly-diagnosed disorder specific to BiP!)
• How many ridiculous ways can you misspell Analeighsee? (That's one of them!)
• Is "The Goose" going to continue to be a thing? Can't we just send him home?
• How do you say "crazy" in Japanese?
• Exactly how many "looks" does Jordan have?
• How does one clap their hands with their eyes?
• What's the point of a jock strap?
• Which BiP male contestant (!) seems to be showing off a whale-tail at one point???
• How did Mr. Rogers get dragged into the Bachelor franchise?
• Finally... did Jordan just give the greatest monologue in Bachelor history???

ALSO... don't forget to support our podcast by sending ONE DOLLAR (that's it!) on Venmo to @brosbeforerose!

Episode review begins at 29:21!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 048 :: In Paradise, Everyone Gets Crabs!

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 5, Episode One)

If you know us, you know that THIS IS WHAT WE'RE HERE FOR!

Welcome to Paradise! We've got it all this week. C-Dog Harry sweeping the beach? Check! Bachelor/Bachelorette rejects desperate for a second chance at fame love? (Including several none of us remember?) Check! Idiots who fell out of bunk beds wishing they could marry their mother? Check! A Canadian? Check!

We couldn't be more excited if we were recording this episode at Doc's Sports Bar in Evansville, Indiana. (Or The Maldives.)

ALSO... don't forget to support our podcast by sending ONE DOLLAR (that's it!) on Venmo to @brosbeforerose!

Episode recap begins at 24:46!

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SPECIAL EDITION!!! JACK STONE: The EXCLUSIVE Interview!

SPECIAL EDITION!!!

Yes, friends... we've got the one and only, Jack Stone! And, man did he deliver!

Get the EXCLUSIVE inside scoop on...

• The behind the scenes workings of Bachelor Nation!

• The role the producers play in shaping the narrative of a season!

• How Jack felt about being labeled a serial killer!

• Which contestants stirred the pot on Bachelor In Paradise!

• What toothpaste Jack Stone and uses to maintain his perfect teeth!

• Who Jack thinks is the smartest contestant in recent Bachelor history!

• What Jack is up to next!

All this and SO MUCH MORE on this SPECIAL EDITION of Bros Before Rose!!!

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Episode 026 :: It's The End of Paradise As We Know It (And We Feel Fine!)

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 4, Episode Nine)

The finale of Bachelor in Paradise is here and we're ready for it! The Bros (and their wives) have been dutifully watching and reporting on Bachelor shows for nine months now and it's all built up to this!

Tune in and find answers to questions like...

• What do we think about the new Bachelor?
• Do our Canadian listeners claim Daniel as one of their own?
• Why does Lacey believe the things that Daniel says?
• Why does Robby think that Amanda is interested in him?
• What's really going on with Robby's hair?
• Do we care about Corinne and DeMario anymore? (Hint: No.)
• Is Dean still a Dean-Hole? (Hint: Yes!)
• When "Scallop-Fingers" goes home, where does she go?
• Is Raven really into Adam?
• Are the twins just trying to grab every moment in the spotlight they can before their time runs out? (Hint: Duh!)

PLUS... stay tuned after for some dumb bonus content of the Bros singing poorly.

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 025 :: "A Bunch of Weirdos" OR "The Wisdom of Wells"

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 4, Episodes Seven and Eight)

 We couldn't decide on one title, so we chose two! As Paradise begins to wind down, we get two new suitors (who are not long for Paradise!), a rose ceremony, a few new ladies and Jack Stone gets to make out with a lot of girls!

Also, Dean is still the worst. (Such a Dean-Hole!!!)

PLUS... we've got a bonus Skype interview with the winner of this week's Instagram contest and our official fact-finder/fan/friend, Abbie P. from Indiana!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 024 :: "Don't Be A Dean-Hole!"

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 4, Episodes Five and Six)

Dean is the worst. (We even turned him into a curse-word!) If saying that here isn't very convincing, listen to this episode to learn why he's the worst as well as:

• Why Jack Stone is less creepy with a blindfold on!
• Why it's totally natural for Christen to lead with her V card! (Hint: It's not!)
• How Jasmine is incredibly mature and able to move on from situations without fixating on them at all! (Hint: She's not!)
• Why it's CRAZY that Matt is stealing girls in Paradise!
• How "Scallop Fingers" might be the dumbest nickname ever!
• The acrostic that the letters in Dean's name make!
• Also, an idea for a new Etsy shop! (Cross Stitch Acrostics. anyone???)
• Why it's INSANE that Sarah and Alexis went home while Lacey and Jasmine are still there!
• Why, even though Dean is pretty much the worst person ever, Kristina has to take some responsibility for the situation!
• Why Daniel's unpredictability is amazing! 
• How Canadia is, apparently, not a place.
• How Daniel being the result of intercourse between a Mexican wrestler and a Teletubby makes more sense than anything he's ever said!
• Why we can't understand the appeal of the Tickle Monster!

PLUS... a new Fan of the Week, emails from fans and a brand new Instagram contest that could get YOU on the show next week!!!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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