Episode 033 :: Leg Wraps Don't Lead to Roses!

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Seven)

Ciao, friends! We're in Italy this week and we're butchering the Italian accent! Join the Bros and their wives as we learn...

• That Arie can drive a car!
• That four dates is too many!
• That our usual Bachelor formulas may not apply here!
• That crying does not save you from getting sent home!
• That Arie wants ALL the cheese and meats!
• That our show is more exciting than The Bachelor!

Check it out, plus... Matt and Jeff revisit old Homestar Runner characters because... why not?

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 032 :: Our Favorite Goodbye!

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Six)

We're off to Paris, France and we have the bad accents to prove it! But that's okay! We may have bad accents, but at least we're not as boring as Arie! 

Check it out, plus... listener emails, reviews and Instagram posts!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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SPECIAL EDITION!!! JACK STONE: The EXCLUSIVE Interview!

SPECIAL EDITION!!!

Yes, friends... we've got the one and only, Jack Stone! And, man did he deliver!

Get the EXCLUSIVE inside scoop on...

• The behind the scenes workings of Bachelor Nation!

• The role the producers play in shaping the narrative of a season!

• How Jack felt about being labeled a serial killer!

• Which contestants stirred the pot on Bachelor In Paradise!

• What toothpaste Jack Stone and uses to maintain his perfect teeth!

• Who Jack thinks is the smartest contestant in recent Bachelor history!

• What Jack is up to next!

All this and SO MUCH MORE on this SPECIAL EDITION of Bros Before Rose!!!

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Episode 031 :: "Ft. Lauderdale: Why, God, Why?"

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Five)

First of all, let us say that we actually did get the interview we've been promising and it's with none other than former Bachelorette/BIP contestant, JACK STONE!!! But, it was SO good, we're going to post it as its own episode this Thursday! (Jack gave us a TON of juicy info!!!)

For tonight's episode... Matt gives Ft. Lauderdale many, many slogans to choose from and Jeff tries to explain what Krystal meant when she said she was "investing in herself!" (Seriously... don't watch the show. Just listen to us!)

Plus... listener emails, reviews and Instagram posts!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 030 :: Eatin' Worms & Drinkin' Pee!

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Four)

We're back... all of us! For the first time in a few weeks, the whole team is back in the same room as we dissect the idiocy of another week of The Bachelor! 

Unfortunately, due to a scheduling snafu, the interview we promised did not take place this week. HOWEVER, we have rescheduled and will be featuring a former Bachelor Nation contestant on our next episode! (We promise... this interview will SLAY!)

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 029 :: Ari Is A Dummy

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Three)

This is the most "bros" of all of our episodes as Shara is off being a parent and Stacy is popping in and out while taking care of the twins! But, don't you worry! Matt and Jeff have you covered with emails from fans, new reviews and all of their insights into this latest episode of The Bachelor!

Don't forget to check back in next week as we'll have a KILLER INTERVIEW with a former contestant from Bachelor Nation!!!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 028 :: Krystal is the Worst!

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode Two)

This week on the show, we're missing Stacy as she watches after the twins while Matt, Jeff and Shara tear apart this episode of The Bachelor and make statements like...

• We should change the subtitle of our show to "Men Who Watch The Bachelor... So You Don't Have To!"
• Krystal is the worst!
• Ari makes out with girls so they can't ask for more jewelry!
• Ari looks GOOD in a motorcycle jacket! (That one was all Jeff!)
• Bunny rabbits can scream!
• We should really learn the rules to this show!
• Bibiana is equally crazy AND awesome!
• Demolition Derby would be REALLY fun!
• A person who does taxidermy is a "taxidermotologist!" (That one was all Matt!)

All that AND we check in with our resident fact-finder, Abby P; read some emails from listeners; and wonder all kinds of things about taxidermy!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 027 :: Off to the Races! (And Other Bad Puns)

Recap of The Bachelor (Season 22, Episode One)

The Bachelor is BACK and so is Bros Before Rose! We've got a whole new season going on and, on this episode, Matt and Jeff along with Stacy and Shara (and even a few friends!) walk you through the premiere episode and ALL of the stupid racing puns!

Tune in and find answers to questions like...

• How do you say Ari's last name?
• How many Laurens are too many Laurens?
• Why doesn't Ari have any sense of discernment? (Like... at all!)
• What is the biggest lie told on this show?
• If you're really into playing the ukulele while sitting in a tree serenading a seal that is the victim of taxidermy, do you really have any business being on this show? 

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 026 :: It's The End of Paradise As We Know It (And We Feel Fine!)

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 4, Episode Nine)

The finale of Bachelor in Paradise is here and we're ready for it! The Bros (and their wives) have been dutifully watching and reporting on Bachelor shows for nine months now and it's all built up to this!

Tune in and find answers to questions like...

• What do we think about the new Bachelor?
• Do our Canadian listeners claim Daniel as one of their own?
• Why does Lacey believe the things that Daniel says?
• Why does Robby think that Amanda is interested in him?
• What's really going on with Robby's hair?
• Do we care about Corinne and DeMario anymore? (Hint: No.)
• Is Dean still a Dean-Hole? (Hint: Yes!)
• When "Scallop-Fingers" goes home, where does she go?
• Is Raven really into Adam?
• Are the twins just trying to grab every moment in the spotlight they can before their time runs out? (Hint: Duh!)

PLUS... stay tuned after for some dumb bonus content of the Bros singing poorly.

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 025 :: "A Bunch of Weirdos" OR "The Wisdom of Wells"

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 4, Episodes Seven and Eight)

 We couldn't decide on one title, so we chose two! As Paradise begins to wind down, we get two new suitors (who are not long for Paradise!), a rose ceremony, a few new ladies and Jack Stone gets to make out with a lot of girls!

Also, Dean is still the worst. (Such a Dean-Hole!!!)

PLUS... we've got a bonus Skype interview with the winner of this week's Instagram contest and our official fact-finder/fan/friend, Abbie P. from Indiana!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 024 :: "Don't Be A Dean-Hole!"

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 4, Episodes Five and Six)

Dean is the worst. (We even turned him into a curse-word!) If saying that here isn't very convincing, listen to this episode to learn why he's the worst as well as:

• Why Jack Stone is less creepy with a blindfold on!
• Why it's totally natural for Christen to lead with her V card! (Hint: It's not!)
• How Jasmine is incredibly mature and able to move on from situations without fixating on them at all! (Hint: She's not!)
• Why it's CRAZY that Matt is stealing girls in Paradise!
• How "Scallop Fingers" might be the dumbest nickname ever!
• The acrostic that the letters in Dean's name make!
• Also, an idea for a new Etsy shop! (Cross Stitch Acrostics. anyone???)
• Why it's INSANE that Sarah and Alexis went home while Lacey and Jasmine are still there!
• Why, even though Dean is pretty much the worst person ever, Kristina has to take some responsibility for the situation!
• Why Daniel's unpredictability is amazing! 
• How Canadia is, apparently, not a place.
• How Daniel being the result of intercourse between a Mexican wrestler and a Teletubby makes more sense than anything he's ever said!
• Why we can't understand the appeal of the Tickle Monster!

PLUS... a new Fan of the Week, emails from fans and a brand new Instagram contest that could get YOU on the show next week!!!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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Episode 023 :: "The Downfall of the Deanie Baby"

Recap of Bachelor in Paradise (Season 4, Episodes Three and Four)

More Paradise this week as we head back to Mexico for some truly awkward encounters and cringe inducing moments including...

• Dean proving that the one way you can screw up your awesome reputation is to treat an orphan poorly!
• Adam showing up to destabilize the balance of power!
• Robbie wearing a hat (yea!) and then taking it off (boo!).
• Kristina trying to talk to Dean and Dean responding that he needs to take a shower!
• Adam getting attacked by a GIANT BAT-MOTH!
• Raven brings back the "ride or die!"
• Ben Z. keeps talking about his dog! (And then he talks about his dog some more!)
• Alex hits on EVERY GIRL in an attempt to get a rose!
• Dean gives D-Lo a 1/2 birthday cake right in front of Kristina!
• Sarah thinks she's in a Nicholas Sparks novel, not realizing that this would mean that one of them is dying!
• Nobody wants to date Lacey!
• Diggy bails on Lacey for Dominique 11 minutes after their date together!

But it wasn't all bad! The ending with Danielle and Wells was the highlight of our Bachelor lives!

PLUS... we interview Bachelor hopeful, Jimmy Von Thron!

All this and oh so much more on this episode of Bros Before Rose! 

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